fart

fart
1. (fart) (6852↑, 739↓)
1. 1-man salute 2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. Crowd splitter 66. Cut a stinker 67. Cut loose 68. Cut the cheese 69. Cut the wind 70. Death Breath 71. Deflate 72. Doing the one-cheek sneak 73. Doorknob 74. Drop a barking spider 75. Drop a bomb 76. Drop ass 77. Dropped a bomb 78. Eggy 79. Empty my tank 80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category) 81. Exploding bottom 82. Explosion between the legs 83. Exterminate 84. Fart 85. Fire a stink torpedo 86. Fire the retro-rocket 87. Firing scud missiles 88. Fizzler 89. Flame thrower 90. Flamer 91. Flapper 92. Flatulate 93. Flatulence 94. Flatus 95. Flipper 96. Float an air biscuit 97. Floof 98. Fluffy 99. Fog slicer 100. Fowl howl 101. Fragrant fuzzy 102. Free-floating anal vapors 103. Free Jacuzi 104. Freep 105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor 106. Fumigate 107. Funky rollers 108. Gas attack 109. Gas blaster 110. Gas from the ass 111. Gas master 112. Gaseous intestinal by-products 113. Ghost turd 114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you 115. Grandpa 116. Gravy pants 117. Great brown cloud 118. Hailing Emperor Crush 119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away\! (pick-up line) 120. Heinus anus 121. Hole flappage 122. Hole flapper 123. Honk 124. HUMrrhoids 125. Hydrogen bomb 126. I made a pootie 127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me. 128. Ignition 129. Insane in the methane 130. Invert a burp 131. It's low tide 132. Jet propulsion 133. Jockey burner 134. Jumping guts 135. Just calling your name 136. Just keeping warm 137. Just the noise 138. Kaboom 139. K-Fart 140. Kill the canary 141. Lay a wind loaf 142. Lay an air biscuit 143. Leave a gas trap 144. Let a beefer 145. Let each little bean be heard 146. Let one fly 147. Let one go 148. Let the beans out 149. Lethal cloud 150. Letting one rip 151. Lingerer 152. Made a gas blast 153. Make a stink 154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton) 155. Mating call of the barking spider 156. Methane Bomb 157. Methane production experiment 158. Moon gas 159. Mud duck 160. Must be a sewer around 161. Nose death 162. Odor bubble 163. Odorama 164. One man jazz band 165. One-gun salute 166. Painting the elevator 167. Pant stainer 168. Panty burp 169. Parp 170. Party in your pants 171. Pass gas 172. Pass wind 173. Play the tuba 174. Playing the trouser tuba 175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these) 176. Poof 177. Poop gas 178. Poot 179. Pop 180. Pop a fluffy 181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park) 182. Prove it 183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it) 184. Puff, the Magic Dragon 185. Quack 186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time 187. Rectal honk 188. Rectal shout 189. Rectal tremor 190. Release a squeeker 191. Release an ass buscuit 192. Release gas 193. Rep 194. Rimshot 195. Rip ass 196. Rip one 197. Ripple fart 198. Roast the Jockeys 199. Rotting vegetation 200. Safety 201. Salute your shorts 202. SAS (silent and scentless) 203. SBD (silent but deadly) 204. Set off an SBD 205. Shit fumes 206. Shit honker 207. Shit vapor 208. Shoot the cannon 209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart 210. Silent but deadly (SBD) 211. Singe the carpet 212. Singing the Anal Anthem 213. Skunk smells his own smell first\! 214. Sounding the sphincter scale 215. Sounds like a barking spider 216. Sounds like a wompus cat 217. Sphincter song 218. Spit a brick 219. Squeak one out 220. Squeeker 221. Steamer 222. Step on a duck 223. Step on a frog 224. Stink bomb 225. Stink Burger 226. Strangling the stank monkey 227. Stress release 228. Tail wind 229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat 230. That felt good 231. The closest you get to craping while standing up 232. The colonic calliope 233. The dog did it 234. The F bomb 235. The gluteal tuba 236. The Sound and the Fury 237. The stink's gone into the fabric 238. The third state of matter 239. The toothless one speaks 240. Thunder pants 241. Thunderspray 242. Toilet tune 243. Toot 244. Toot your own horn 245. Trelblow 246. Triple flutter blast 247. Trouser cough 248. Trouser trumpet 249. Turd honking 250. Turd hooties 251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine 252. Uncorked symphony 253. Under burp 254. Venting one 255. Wet one 256. What smell? 257. What the dog did 258. Whoever smelt it dealt it 259. Wrong way burping 260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. 261. Zinger

4. (after farting at the urinal) "After thunder comes the rain." 135. Q. "What was that?" A. "Just calling your name." 137. "BRRRRRAAACK" "Ewwww, get away from me\!" "Take it easy, it was just the noise."

2. (fart) (2119↑, 342↓)
a fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person's ass hole and leads itself into another's nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together. the make music and can create a dance. so fart. fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in front of your mom.

\>\> "That fool looks as if he needs a fart in the face." \>\> "Ahhh, my fart smells like your mom." \>\> "I can fart better than you sing." \>\> "i fart in the shower, and that makes me happy." \>\> "Can I fart in your freakin face?" \>\> "I got grounded for farting in my mom's face" \>\> FARTS ARE GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD store owner: "You're getting a little too loud." culprit: *FART* store owner: "Good answer."

Author: nada and kareem http://fart.urbanup.com/1555170
3. (Fart) (1393↑, 306↓)
The cry of the imprisoned terd.

Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.

4. (fart) (1367↑, 306↓)
noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it. verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum. aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

5. (fart) (1143↑, 257↓)
shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted\!

Author: da trick biatch http://fart.urbanup.com/1534307
6. (fart) (949↑, 345↓)
Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.
7. (Fart) (626↑, 302↓)
A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control. Types of farts 1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle. 2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax. 3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american. 4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others. 5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death. 6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

Was that you or me, I think it was you dear. Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass. Fukk damn hell are you dead in side God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date. After the thunder comes the rain

Author: Old Fart 2Trillion 23 http://fart.urbanup.com/103507
8. (fart) (332↑, 190↓)
to fart

As i sit here broken harted, i went to poop but only farted. next time when i took a chance, i went to fart but pooped my pants.

Author: patrick star http://fart.urbanup.com/140454
9. (Fart) (137↑, 5↓)
The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor. Person 2: But I have to fart. Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

10. (fart) (232↑, 110↓)
gas from the ass

fart fart fart

11. (fart) (132↑, 22↓)
A fart is when a guy lets out [methane] from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a [number 2], just embrace this pleasure. Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys. Ladies usually go to the toilet or the woods to fart, they like to do this to give the impression they don't fart but guys know the truth\! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane. A mans dream is a good looking, rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it. Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers. Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, talking from experience it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point. If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.

"you farted?" "yes it's natrual deal with it" "you old fart" "I'm not that old [nobhead]" "you farted and followed through?" "not sure I'm too scared to check" "ohhh baby that was a funny loud fart do another one you sexy beast"

12. (fart) (185↑, 87↓)
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

13. (fart) (172↑, 83↓)
funniest things ever
14. (Fart) (110↑, 37↓)
A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".

"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room\!"

15. (fart) (104↑, 34↓)
noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine. 2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it. 3. stress release 4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched

Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast. When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.

16. (Fart) (110↑, 41↓)
A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned shit\!

let it brew\!\!\!

Author: Crash Raindog http://fart.urbanup.com/459754
17. (fart) (107↑, 41↓)
A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made? Josh - I just let out a fart in F\# major. Jennifer - I want to do it\! Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale. Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.

18. (fart) (66↑, 5↓)
a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.

Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."

19. (fart) (130↑, 71↓)
Mother Nature's Air Freshener.

"Fart in your air conditioner and smell the results." -Mother Nature Herself

Author: DavidLeeRoth http://fart.urbanup.com/1343892
20. (fart) (76↑, 23↓)
The act of releasing gas from ones anus, which is usually accompanied by a foul smell. Can be used as an excuse or a weapon.

Sorry mom, I cant go to the reunion today, my stomach is upset. If you dont believe me, smell one of my farts. Guy 1. Hey, get off my Beer Guy 2. No way man, you lost it. Guy 1. Ill Fart on you. Guy 2. OK man take it.

21. (fart) (145↑, 103↓)
A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.

"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"

Author: brince of egypt http://fart.urbanup.com/1555160
22. (fart) (100↑, 63↓)
poo particles coming to say hello

yoour farts smell like poo

Author: cheryl and hannah http://fart.urbanup.com/511253
23. (fart) (129↑, 91↓)
a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

24. (fart) (121↑, 86↓)
A small explosion between the legs.

I farted on my cat and she died...

Author: Mushroombunny666 http://fart.urbanup.com/1004797
25. (fart) (45↑, 10↓)
The release of methane gas from the Rectum of any living thing on the planet. Usaully smells like the inside of your ass, or food that you have eaten in the past. i.e. eggs

i need to fart....but i don't know which way to lean

26. (fart) (49↑, 15↓)
A Butt Whistle Playing The Ass Trumpet

Anyone wanna hear me play a solo? Fart\!

27. (fart) (46↑, 14↓)
1. A foul and highly flammable mixture of gases (including methane), that is ejaculated from the anus and, if inhaled excessively and to a certain extent, can get you very woozy. 2. A dud. 3. Refers to an older creature, most commonly directed towards humans.

1. What is that putrid aroma\!? Dave, did you fart again? 2. This car sucks. Every time I turn on the ignition, it just farts. 3. Hey Wesley, look at that old fart with the cane.

Author: schizoid zan http://fart.urbanup.com/1418026
28. (Fart) (61↑, 29↓)
i.To break the sound barrier without a plane. ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid speed. iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run. Did you smell what the rock is cooking?. Howard Stern's goat cheese

29. (FART) (55↑, 24↓)
a lethal invisible gas that can cause choking and brain cells to deteriorate once inhaled into the body

your fart is killing me

Author: BABIEBLUES1626 http://fart.urbanup.com/859362
30. (fart) (53↑, 24↓)
excretion of gases from the rectum in a loud manner which is amusing to others but embarrassing to the person unless they dont give a toss

"Jemma Fartedddddd\!\! and it was like soooo loud and went for 10 mins average and smelt like indescribably horrible and like theres a hole in my bed and in the roof where her head rocketed thru.. i think she followed through.."

Author: Krystalee lee http://fart.urbanup.com/455674
31. (fart) (35↑, 7↓)
Air expelled from the anus. It can be silent or very noisy, depending on sphincter's tension, speed and amount of gas expelled. Farts can be stinky or inodor, and some kinds of food (like beans, rice, pasta and generally all foods containing high amounts of carbohydrates) cause more gas production. We all fart about ten times per day. Farting is a natural and healthy body function.

To rip a fart All the animals fart This was the biggest fart I've ever ripped

Author: Farting Wolf http://fart.urbanup.com/1989239
32. (Fart) (41↑, 15↓)
A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the [butt].

I just farted Dude\! You smell like fart\! Uh oh...that fart was wet....

33. (fart) (40↑, 15↓)
Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.

(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames) OMG\! You killed Kenny\!

34. (fart) (45↑, 23↓)
1. the releasing of an [ass biscuit] 2. to [rip ass]

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

35. (fart) (34↑, 13↓)
a mixture of gases released from the anus making a weird noise and producing a foul smell.

I'm gonna fart on you.

36. (FART) (35↑, 14↓)
1. Stinking, ass scented methane which you repel from your rectal breach. 2. acronym- Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

I thought I had to take a shit, but when I sat on the [porcelain god], all that came out was a Hiroshima destroying fart.

37. (fart) (26↑, 7↓)
1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent. for the other thing, see [burping] 2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy

He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.

38. (fart) (94↑, 75↓)
a nuke between the ass cheeks

uh-oh noel is gonna blow\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Fiona Moore-O'toole http://fart.urbanup.com/1099742
39. (fart) (20↑, 3↓)
1) sigh of the soul 2) male's business card

1 a: your farts smell like play-doh b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh... 2 i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...

40. (fart) (25↑, 8↓)
f. a. r. t. foul aired rectal transmission

Fart, that is F, A, R, T. Spell it, don't smell it.

Author: James Ehlers http://fart.urbanup.com/2904827
41. (Fart) (21↑, 4↓)
A gastric gas permitted from the butthole.

I hated my hamster so I farted on him.

42. (Fart) (40↑, 23↓)
An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.

Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.

Author: Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk http://fart.urbanup.com/906047
43. (fart) (40↑, 23↓)
to expell intestinal gas through the anus, to flatuate

He deliberately farted in my face.

Author: Light Joker http://fart.urbanup.com/845632
44. (Fart) (43↑, 27↓)
Something that smells really bad\!

My girlfriend's farts can rip the stitching out of a pair Levi's\!

45. (Fart) (24↑, 8↓)
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.

Oh golly\! That fart you did stained my jacket\!

46. (fart) (26↑, 11↓)
Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler\! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT\! A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

47. (fart) (15↑, 1↓)
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.

Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n. Picard: I farted\!

48. (fart) (31↑, 17↓)
Federal Ass Radiation Tank

Michael's car is a FART (Thanx to Jon for inventing this one)

Author: Chicken Fu(ker http://fart.urbanup.com/598492
49. (fart) (25↑, 11↓)
The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA\!\! Hopefully nothing else will come out\!

50. (fart) (28↑, 15↓)
(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in the large intestine. (verd)- to release said gases violently with either a loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast, or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper mill to that of rotting cabbage.

Never fart in ANY enclosed places. That would be considered torture in anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention would not condone it. "Awww... MAN\!\!\! Smells like rotten Easter eggs getting a perm\!" - From Mighty Max

51. (fart) (30↑, 17↓)
Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.

Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope... You: *farts* Priest: What\!? You: Sorry, I'm having my period.

52. (fart) (48↑, 35↓)
What i just did. It was a flapper.

I farted. frrrt\!

Author: Joshua Tapp http://fart.urbanup.com/444327
53. (fart) (19↑, 7↓)
The spirit of poop. What remains of poop. It can precede, accompany, or follow a poop.

Lets take a moment of silence for the memory of the fart you just passed. That fart meant so much to me, its all I have of the poop.

54. (FART) (47↑, 35↓)
Fathers Against Rude Television

"Watch [Futurama] for more info." -me

55. (fart) (15↑, 4↓)
A fart is a turd honkin for the right of way

When a Girl farts she tries to be cute, Girl: Sorry I made a smelly Guy: Na bitch I think you shit yer panties\!

56. (fart) (56↑, 45↓)
The mating call of the corn holing faggot. When one poofter hears another one fart, he responds, either with a fart of his own or verbally. Rowdy Texas poofters call out "Chow Time\!" High-class poofters say, "Dinner Call\!"

Not wanting to waste a lot of time talking, Armistead traipsed into a gay bar, lifted his leg a trifle, and blasted out a tremendous fart. The stentorian trumpet call echoed through the room and drew many approving glances. Tex hollered "Hot damn\! He's brought out the big guns\!" Lemony minced over to Armistead, bent over, and spoke sweet words to his arse: Hail to thee, blithe Spirit\! Bird thou never wert That from Heaven, or near it, Pourest thy full heart In profuse strains of unpremeditated art. He inhaled through his nose, loud and long, then continued, Like a rose embowered In its own green leaves, By warm winds deflowered, Till the scent it gives. "You'll do fine," said Armistead as he took Lemony's fluttering wrist and escorted him from the bar.

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://fart.urbanup.com/2083197
57. (fart) (21↑, 11↓)
A minor explosion between ones legs.

Greg my creative bro when he was 10, called to me and said, "hey Kat, sis come here I want to show you somthing." I arrived in the room just in time to see the flick of the bic and hear the fart and a whoosh...as the rearend of his pants caught on fire. He reminded me of the menthane plant release pipe we could see all lit up from the escaping methane gas as we drove by on freeway coming home from visiting our grandparents.

Author: Oh Happy Day\! http://fart.urbanup.com/1905905
58. (FART) (13↑, 4↓)
This definition for Fart became known when I could'nt say the word Titties. Fart F - Fragrant A - Ass R - Rape T - Teedis

Teedis - (Tee - Dis) Randomly Write the word fart everywhere.

59. (fart) (37↑, 28↓)
gas from the ass

fart fart

60. (Fart) (21↑, 12↓)
An ass tuding shit honker

"He farted and now my friend in a coma"

61. (Fart) (15↑, 6↓)
smelly, rank gas that is shot out the anus. usually smells like rotten eggs or some unknown heinous smell. also known as blowing ass, passing gas, cutting the cheese and sometimes, SBD, which is the most haggard smelling of all.

farts smell bad

62. (fart) (15↑, 6↓)
1.)Coming from the Butt: A short or long, loud or quiet blast of stinky, smelly air. Or may not even smell at all. 2.)Coming from the virgina: A Pussy Fart or well, just um, see [queef]

1.)We sniff each other's farts when we get bored. 2.)Dude,she farted on my face...

63. (fart) (17↑, 8↓)
Funny noise, can be loud or silent, that comes out of your a$$ and smells bad.

I like to fart in my brothers face.

Author: um..... Mr. Cheese http://fart.urbanup.com/17826
64. (fart) (8↑, 0↓)
The act of [flatulating]; Passing gas through one's rectum

I have to fart out of my butthole.

65. (fart) (9↑, 1↓)
An explosion directly from my shit hole that makes me smile and you gag

Whomp\! Sound of giant fart Dude what did you eat? Your mom\!

Author: big boom fart shakalala http://fart.urbanup.com/2801866
66. (fart) (18↑, 10↓)
A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.

when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away\!it was one mighty fart\!

Author: nancy fiddler http://fart.urbanup.com/1663757
67. (fart) (10↑, 2↓)
another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.

(Someone farts and says) Ahhhh, another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.

68. (fart) (15↑, 7↓)
a silent or loud sound coming from someones butt some times smells horridly

dude i farted and now im sniffing it

Author: luvtruckluver http://fart.urbanup.com/1394525
69. (fart) (24↑, 16↓)
noun 1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks. 2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.

1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito. 2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....

70. (Fart) (17↑, 9↓)
1. expulsion of gas 2. exclamation from 3rd grade. by 4th grade you've grauated to "crap" then on to "shit"

1. i farted. it was a hot one. 2. oh fart\! i'm about to fall.

71. (fart) (7↑, 0↓)
this seriously amazing hot smelly air that comes out of your ass when you eat something funky. i love farts. they rock.

whats that seriously cool smell? oh.. thats my fart. ;)

Author: fartlover101 http://fart.urbanup.com/4938308
72. (fart) (8↑, 1↓)
1. It's shit without the mess. That almost sounds like an ad doesn't it? 2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.

1. Are you tired of shitting yourself to clear a room? Do you wish that there was an easier way? Well, now there is\! All you have to do is fart. All the sounds, smells and feelings of shit, without the hassle of cleaning it up\! 2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...

Author: explodinglightbulb13 http://fart.urbanup.com/3839440
73. (Fart) (10↑, 3↓)
A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.

"I do believe I just heard a fart."

74. (Fart) (8↑, 1↓)
Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.

"Did you fucking Fart? You Asshole."

75. (fart) (13↑, 6↓)
Intestinal wind passing over poop.

That fart smells like shit.

76. (fart) (7↑, 1↓)
when a dude/chick/animal/other shoots wind out of its ass, sometimes making a noise. can sometimes smell(very bad) chicks don't like it. guys are usually proud of their farts. some people even enjoy the smell of their own farts.

chick: i love you dude: (farts) chick: ew, freak\!

Author: bananersrgood http://fart.urbanup.com/3899556
77. (fart) (12↑, 6↓)
A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.

My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.

Author: Dr. Vincent Tersigni http://fart.urbanup.com/1520830
78. (fart) (15↑, 9↓)
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

[I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.]

79. (Fart) (8↑, 2↓)
[bass in your face]:: This is the aeromatic gas that can pass through the anus and create panic and terror thought the community

yo what up with that [bass in your face] do you always have to crimp off some breakfast biskets before letting me get out of bed? Damn YO\! [fro shizza my nizza]

80. (fart) (11↑, 6↓)
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see [doornob]), is FUNNY\! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY\! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the [ass cheeks] and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD\! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.

Farts are fricken funny.

81. (FART) (10↑, 5↓)
Noun. Acronym for Fast Action Response Team

"Trouble? Where? No fear\! The FART is here\!"

82. (fart) (13↑, 8↓)
a sound from your butt that smells

he farted and everyone died

83. (fart) (25↑, 20↓)
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

84. (fart) (15↑, 10↓)
a smell that is only pleasent 2 u...4 thoose around u it smells like roten eggs or somtin\!\!\!\!\!\!

holy crap\! that fart stinks \>:Þ

Author: t-p 4 my bunghole http://fart.urbanup.com/453193
85. (fart) (11↑, 6↓)
Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

86. (Fart) (12↑, 7↓)
Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much\!

She loves to fart.

87. (Fart) (23↑, 18↓)
the vaporized form of shit
88. (fart) (5↑, 1↓)
satan trying to crawl out of your anus

Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape

89. (fart) (11↑, 7↓)
1. Gaseous expulsion from between the butt cheeks. 2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell. 3. \#4 Reason for [traumatizing] childhood experiences. 4. A contemporary [technique] used to ward off enemies.

1. I [fart]ed in class yesterday, and when I went home, I discovered a blackened hole in my FTL's. 2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey [fart]s on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born. 3. After Tommy [fart]ed on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry. 4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to [fart] over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.

90. (fart) (14↑, 10↓)
Verb: Cutting the cheese

Oh shit, who cut the cheese?

Author: Noah Mittman http://fart.urbanup.com/995989
91. (Fart) (12↑, 8↓)
A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.

"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"

92. (fart) (9↑, 5↓)
A sound emitting from the ass that can cause AIDS, Cancer, Seizures, or people running away in fear.

I farted now my friend has Cancer.

Author: Erin Wakey Balowey http://fart.urbanup.com/350259
93. (fart) (3↑, 0↓)
bad smelling odor that comes out of your anus

1.Loud and Proud-loud farts that don't smell that bad 2.silent but violent-these are just like ninjas,no one will hear them but everyone will smell them 3.poop fart or oops poop-farts that come out with poop 4.fart catch-farting in your hand then catching it then opening your hand under your friend's nose causing them to smell it 5.Queef- these are just wannabe farts that come out of the vagina 6.talking fart- farts that sound like words

94. (fart) (3↑, 0↓)
a trapped turd crying for help

man 1:freeeeeep\! o shit dude i just shart-farted. man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped\!

95. (fart) (7↑, 4↓)
Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever\!

common responces when your best mates just farted "speak up caller your almost through" "don't worry sir ..we'll find you" "now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"

Author: sandy clacka http://fart.urbanup.com/4386268
96. (fart) (6↑, 3↓)
the battle cry of your shit

fart like Bart

97. (fart) (6↑, 3↓)
cutting the cheese hard

wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?

98. (fart) (7↑, 4↓)
Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting\!\!\!\!

99. (fart) (7↑, 4↓)
A Cloud of death gas escaping from your ass, sometimes bringing bits of poop or diarrhea with it, resulting in what is called a Hershey Squirt

Shit Man\! That fart sounded like it had a little hershey squirt goin on\!

100. (fart) (6↑, 3↓)
An escapee\! A noxious gas from the ass\! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere\! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart\!\!\!

Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train\!

Author: Geraint Lewis http://fart.urbanup.com/2072808
101. (fart) (7↑, 4↓)
The tone of the fart is inversely proportional to the tension of the anus on emission

A fart that is a: a squeaker - tight deep and throaty - baggy

102. (fart) (12↑, 9↓)
when stinky air comes out of your bum.

when i was at school i let the biggest fart in class.

Author: Patrick Mcmillen http://fart.urbanup.com/911353
103. (fart) (8↑, 5↓)
and obscure odor from the anus. usually have to waft it away.

damn her fart smellz cheesay\!

104. (fart) (10↑, 7↓)
wind passed through the anus, between the sweatty butt cheeks, along the hairy but crack cathering stench along the way. Farts Stink so that deaf people dont miss out on the joy of farting.

who farted

Author: farty prints http://fart.urbanup.com/286431
105. (fart) (9↑, 6↓)
A horrendous excereation of volitale fumes passed through the soggy anus

Just before i was about to fuck Sandy in the butt she ripped a huge fart.

106. (fart) (8↑, 5↓)
An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"\! Gimme an "Art\!"

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://fart.urbanup.com/264702
107. (fart) (8↑, 5↓)
Adding to previous defition, usually farts can either be loud and friendly, or silent and deadly...
Author: Fart sniffer http://fart.urbanup.com/6005
108. (Fart) (2↑, 0↓)
Flatulence, Gas

Fart, What George Bush Smells Like.

Author: Swampshark19 http://fart.urbanup.com/4986591
109. (Fart) (6↑, 4↓)
A Bundle of smelly shot from the anus

"Yo tom, do you know what that funcky smell is ? " "No don't worry its just uhh uhh a bundle of smelly being shot from my anus. It will be okay... just let me marinade in this juicy fart for a moment."

110. (fart) (6↑, 4↓)
The air that passes over large intestine poop and makes its way out of the asshole, usually carrying the odor of the poop.

That fart stinks bad dude.

111. (fart) (7↑, 5↓)
Shit without the mess.

You better check your pants after that fart.

112. (Fart) (8↑, 6↓)
Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus" But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.

The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart

113. (fart) (36↑, 34↓)
A hissing sound coming from your ass. I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it

My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.

114. (Fart) (8↑, 6↓)
a blast of wind that comes out ya anus

oops sorry i can't type anymore more i av tremedos botty burts

115. (Fart) (1↑, 0↓)
Vaporized Poop Particles

The [fart] is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop

116. (Fart) (2↑, 1↓)
the act of blowing stinky anal gases out of your ass hole in the hopes that someone will smell it and throw up

Bob: Frrrp john: Aw dude did you just fart?\! Bob: ha ha sweet

Author: dislexia rocks http://fart.urbanup.com/5633822
117. (Fart) (3↑, 2↓)
When there is a tingly sensation in your butt, and air goes through your poo and out your butthole , which produces as smelly air.

I have to fart

118. (fart) (5↑, 4↓)
to break wind from the anus

Aimi: did you just fart? Tokiko: no.. Duck: i did Tokiko: dear god save us

119. (fart) (3↑, 2↓)
A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-" Person 2: * makes fake fart noise* Person 1: "Will you stop?\!\!\!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire* Bomb:BOOM\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Lorenzo Mortelli http://fart.urbanup.com/2349389
120. (Fart) (7↑, 6↓)
To let loose the inner beast. To pollute your drawers\! Here I sit, same as ever... took a dump & pulled the lever The toilet flushed, the water flowed. Look out world it's a motherload\!\!

Wholey shit\! That brocolli let loose my inner beast\!\!\! That was a rotten fart\!\!\!

Author: Naughty Redhaired Angel http://fart.urbanup.com/1587123
121. (fart) (11↑, 10↓)
Free-floating anal vapors

good god, those free-floating anal vapors stink\!

122. (fart) (16↑, 15↓)
A turd whistling for the right of way.

Man was that you? Yeah had a turd whistling for the right of way.

Author: Cheese Master http://fart.urbanup.com/1040228
123. (fart) (8↑, 7↓)
1. to expel gas through the anus. 2. a man, a fellow.

ew, did he just fart?

Author: Light Joker http://fart.urbanup.com/789003
124. (fart) (10↑, 9↓)
a musty smelling gas that comes out of your dirty anus.

Oh shit\!,that fart parted my brothers hair\!\!\!

125. (fart) (14↑, 13↓)
ass thunder or brown thunder

dude, that ass thunder fukin reeks

126. (fart) (10↑, 9↓)
See [fart].

*Fart* Yay\! I found more black underwear\!

127. (fart) (5↑, 4↓)
(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air (2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed

(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog (2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach

128. (fart) (6↑, 5↓)
When your hella constipated after eating 7 bean burritos and then you just squeeze ur butt cheeks and instead of shitting a huge fart screechuings and bams out. stinky too.

You farted

129. (Fart) (0↑, 0↓)
A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done\! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts. Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.

That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude\!

Author: eatrawstayhealthy http://fart.urbanup.com/6262475
130. (Fart) (0↑, 0↓)
when you fart, your poop is evaporating

when you're about to poop, but you fart.

Author: Albino Child. http://fart.urbanup.com/6227707
131. (fart) (1↑, 1↓)
Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess\!

Jim- "Holy shit\! Your going to need a change of underwear." Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

132. (Fart) (1↑, 1↓)
Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.

Tom: "Dude I just farted\!'' Bob: " hahahahaha... ''

Author: II Sammeh II http://fart.urbanup.com/5188840
133. (fart) (4↑, 4↓)
a minor explosion between the buttox commoly wet, or accomined by some sort of bodily fluid.

Brandon: Hanns did u just fart? Hanns: o Shit yea, i think i just wet my shorts

Author: b and hizzle http://fart.urbanup.com/3020081
134. (fart) (9↑, 9↓)
Something really nasty

"Damn Kelmo\! You fart smells like something crawled up in you and died"

135. (fart) (8↑, 8↓)
A giant explosion that comes out of your anus after eating something. Considered funny to 6 year olds.

Farts were funny in 2nd grade.

136. (fart) (9↑, 9↓)
a very smelly invisible gas the exits out of the ANUS\!

silent but DEADLY LOUD and proud squeekers jack the RIPPER

137. (Fart) (8↑, 8↓)
A turd screaming to get out.

The peice of shit is so scared of the darkness in your ass hole it screams with fear to come out.

Author: You'r Mom = ) http://fart.urbanup.com/1130079
138. (fart) (8↑, 8↓)
The fart is an explosion of revolting air which is produced through your ass\! Types of fart are th "silent but violent" type as these are quiet but absolutely stink\!\!\!\!\!\!\! (may cause pain between the cheeks)

Liam: Did you fart? Ben: Yes.

139. (fart) (6↑, 6↓)
a warning of sh*t

u think ya farted but ya sh*t your pants

140. (fart) (4↑, 4↓)
Air passing through the anus, and causing flappage of the outer-hole, releasing a sound and smell. The smell always smells great to the one who released it, and the noise is great to everyone who hears it\!

Dude\! I farted\! Mmmm Good...(laugh) for more information look up [flatulate]

141. (fart) (4↑, 4↓)
a body chemical released from the ass that usually creates a noise or can be silent, usually with a violent smell.

Who farted, you or the rotting eggs?

Author: (anonymous) http://fart.urbanup.com/313114
142. (fart) (6↑, 6↓)
wat kari does to kelc face\!\!

o kari y did u fart in my face u butt fucker\!

143. (fart) (5↑, 5↓)
the process in which gas is passed from your ringhole so to speak and free into the air

after a few beans or vindaloo

Author: karl jackson http://fart.urbanup.com/258572
144. (fart) (6↑, 6↓)
It's another word for "ass blaster"

My ass blasted in your face.

145. (fart) (4↑, 4↓)
An exploding bottom

Evacuate it's a nuclear gas explosion\!

146. (fart) (9↑, 9↓)
Releasing a huge ass mother fucking smelly force from the asshole that can be funny, may cause anger, or even be fatal. DANGER:keep out of reach of children

Bet u i can kick ur farts ass\!\!\!

Author: Jebudia Smith http://fart.urbanup.com/55361
147. (fart) (12↑, 12↓)
The act of "busting ass."

Uhhh, I farted.

Author: Phill McRacken http://fart.urbanup.com/20311
148. (fart) (9↑, 9↓)
The act of flatuence; to excert air from the anus, usually poorly smelling. It can make a loud honking noise, or can be silent.

"I'm about to fart."

149. (Fart) (3↑, 4↓)
n. Gas that comes from the [anus]. v. To pass [methane] gas through the anus. adj. An insult.

n."That fart smelled really bad\!" v."I just farted." adj."You're such an annoying little fart\!"

150. (fart) (6↑, 7↓)
Fake art. An object that purports to be worthy of the description "art", when all it usually is, is a found object around which the fake artist (fartist) has installed/erected a frame. Also spelt phart (phony art).

An unmade bed installation or pile of bricks displayed in an art gallery - the gallery's room being the frame. "What a load of complete and utter fart\!"

151. (fart) (4↑, 5↓)
a gastranomical partation of two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction

that gastranomicl partation of my two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction was a blissful fart

Author: blurtingbelch http://fart.urbanup.com/2059550
152. (fart) (5↑, 6↓)
a fart is a puff of air which comes out of your ass once it has been detected you are then ether called a smelly bastard or you blame it on the person next to you.

'Chris have you farted you smelly bastard'.

153. (fart) (4↑, 5↓)
a minor explosion between the buttox

i bent over and ripped a massive fart

154. (fart) (7↑, 8↓)
a smelly explosion emitted from one's ass. It smells horrible and is usually caused by comsuming baked beans or curry (or both)

Fred ate baked beans and curry for his lunch earlier...he just stank out the classroom.

155. (Fart) (8↑, 9↓)
A Term Meaning Old Person Or One Of Old Age

"dude, did you see that old fart?"

156. (fart) (3↑, 4↓)
a explosion betweeen the legs

i was lighting farts with th bunsin burner and accidentlly singed the hair off my left nut.

Author: pennis licker http://fart.urbanup.com/145676
157. (fart) (2↑, 3↓)
1.Too rip major ass so to spew noxious gas on another person. 2. Too shit one's self

Dude, I just farted all over my girlfreind, and she thought it was wicked awsome\!\!\!\!\!

158. (fart) (2↑, 3↓)
a smelly sound that is emitted from the anus (also known as the pooper). It may cause people around u 2 puke,choke or run away in fear.

the sound of a fart is: phhhheeeeeeeeew plaa BOOM\!

Author: belly bottom man http://fart.urbanup.com/120712
159. (Fart) (2↑, 4↓)
1. Man made methane. 2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."

That fart smelled horrible\!

Author: Fart Master 09 http://fart.urbanup.com/4343666
160. (Fart) (1↑, 3↓)
The art in which air or gas is expelled from the ass or butt

I farted so hard that i cleared everyone from the living room.

Author: master o dictionary http://fart.urbanup.com/3987652
161. (fart) (9↑, 11↓)
1. n. A slight explosion between two legs Synonyms: [tooted], [shot a bunny], [started a motorcycle], and [made a naughty noise]

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

Author: Sir Marmot Piggle http://fart.urbanup.com/703072
162. (fart) (4↑, 6↓)
Chris's toxic waste aka nucler aka nuclear [deuce] after eating double whooper or big mac

Chris's fart times two that sound like a deisel engine

163. (fart) (6↑, 8↓)
1. Noun: A flatus, expelled through the anus. 2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise. 3: A contemptable or stupid person.

1. That fart that I just cut really smells good\! 2. Open the window, I have to fart\! 3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart\!

Author: Malcolm X-crement http://fart.urbanup.com/356919
164. (fart) (6↑, 8↓)
Flatulence And Rectal Trauma The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

165. (Fart) (1↑, 4↓)
SBV (Silent Butt Violent)

Me: EW\! \#2: sorry man, that`s called silent but deadly Me: NO\! That`s a fart we call an SBV (Silent but Violent)

166. (Fart) (6↑, 9↓)
Something kids are obsessed with, usually the little boys will blow on one their teachers.

Little Kid: You smelt it, you delt it.

Author: loco asshole http://fart.urbanup.com/1051132
167. (fart) (4↑, 7↓)
nastay noise dat comes wut an unlively STINK dat makes all ma teachers pass out n die

Oh, man ur fart just slaped me in the face\!

168. (fart) (8↑, 11↓)
a stinky smell that comes from someone's butt.

I just farted very badly, phew\!

169. (Fart) (5↑, 8↓)
A discharge of the asshole, of sometimes smelly gases.

Yo did u fart it smells

Author: Joe "Hazard" Longi http://fart.urbanup.com/515733
170. (fart) (3↑, 6↓)
gaseous pressure on the sphincter muscle eventually resulting in release and relief

I sit at my desk and fart silently; then I spray the air to cover the smell.

171. (fart) (1↑, 4↓)
sumfin dat \fartahem\fart does a lot..:P and me ok ok..sumfin dat cumz out of ur a$$

i juss farted

Author: gess...damn i gotta fart...c ya http://fart.urbanup.com/78732
172. (Fart) (0↑, 4↓)
a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart? (Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

Author: manvan captain kirk http://fart.urbanup.com/4463421
173. (fart) (0↑, 4↓)
1. to make a blundering mistake; to ruin 2. adjective used to stress a point further, an emphasizing word 3. terrible, horrible, not good

1. "We needed to raise 500 dollars but we only made 2\! We farted that fundraiser up." 2. "That concert was fart bad." 3. "That concert was a big fart."

174. (Fart) (1↑, 5↓)
Fragrant and repulsive tang

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

175. (fart) (11↑, 15↓)
A [gay] male mating call\!

I knew he was the one for me when, in the bathhouse, he bent over, spread his cheeks, and let a fart rip

Author: Predatory Male http://fart.urbanup.com/1037586
176. (fart) (6↑, 10↓)
1. extensive affection shown by a cat. 2. means of "keeping warm" 3. dry version of "[shated]" 4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR\!

my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships

Author: Claudia De Foe http://fart.urbanup.com/1017770
177. (fart) (5↑, 9↓)
1) To pass wind. Expulsion of gases from the anus, often noisy and foul-smelling. 2) 'old fart': a middle-aged/older person who is bad-tempered.

1)Who just farted? 2)That old fart complains all the time\!

178. (fart) (2↑, 6↓)
a loud smelly gas that cums out of ur ass wen u feel pressure in that area. synonyms: poot, toot, realease gas

EWWWWW\!\!\! piage farted\!

179. (fart) (5↑, 9↓)
The vapor form of shit.

I farted. It smelled bad. SBD\!\!\! :runs out of room screaming:

180. (fart) (6↑, 10↓)
Gas, trapped in the intestine carrying the stink of shit u ate,gushed-out forcibly.

Ooh that stinks\!probably the fatbastard from austinpowers

181. (fart) (4↑, 9↓)
it is when you let out some bad smelling gas out of ur fuckin ass so much sometimes it tickles and sometimes it hurts so bad\!\!

Beans, Beans the magic fruit the more you eat the more you toot\! (fart)

182. (fart) (6↑, 11↓)
fart's come you'r ass

i'm going to fart in you'r mouth

183. (fart) (3↑, 8↓)
when air rumpling throgh the rectum and desends out yo ass bitch

i let one go

184. (fart) (2↑, 8↓)
some one who isn't very clued up on anything but thinks they are so cool in everything they do.

mark bought an iphoney coz he thought it was cool. OMG he is such a fart\!

185. (fart) (4↑, 10↓)
the act of releasing gas out of your \<butt\>

o.m.g\! that nerd next to me just farted\!

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186. (Fart) (5↑, 11↓)
Flachulent Airborne Reaction Team
187. (fart) (6↑, 12↓)
Horizontal Pneumatic Displacement

I was just layin' there after we made love and had to fart

188. (fart) (8↑, 16↓)
when your butt cheaks flap together so hard that u scream for mercy, i hart kari, and u have to wipe afterwards some times

i had mexican, BOOM, owwwwww, god, get me to a hospital my ass hole is 9 inches wide

Author: Boomer Newman http://fart.urbanup.com/277046
189. (fart) (1↑, 11↓)
To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.

That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.

190. (fart) (2↑, 15↓)
1. another werd foe *gas* 2. gas dat came out from d ass 3. another type of letting out gas is from the mouth. see word [burp]

ima fart on ur face\!

191. (fart) (5↑, 23↓)
a nasty and disgusting air that comes out of ur fucking asshole if u ate tacos and burritos..

try to fart while driving the car with ur windowns closed after eating from tacos bell..

192. (fart) (13↑, 33↓)
A smelly chemichal that may blow your house or potty or ass up\!

Timmy had to fart so bad that her made a hole through the chair.

193. (fart) (9↑, 33↓)
the act of farting that makes gay men hotter.

im gay and hotter\!\!\!

Author: gaylordhasbigpenis http://fart.urbanup.com/1379038
194. (fart) (7↑, 46↓)
hey man why you blow this shit in my face\!\!\! yo bitch ass smell like shit take a bath

do not fart by any or they will rib yo ass\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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